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1. How does a cop catch a meth dealer?

He sets a speed trap.

2. What's the difference between an electric chair and an electric wheelchair

An electric wheelchair helps disabled people, and an electric chair helps disable people.

3. Why do ducks have tail feathers?

To cover their butt-quack.

4. I went out with this girl the other night, she wore this real slinky number...

She looked great going down the stairs.

5. I’m proposing a new tax on spooky song imports

It’s called “Terror Riffs”

6. I learned that its bad to ride a southbound bullet train

Mostly because it can go south really quick.

7. A pig once sneezed on me.

I was covered in ham-booger.

8. My wife said she wants a tummy tuck.

I told her that's a waist of time

9. Scared Husband.

A husband was waiting in the car for his wife to come out from her gynaecologists appointment. After some time the wife comes out to the car crying. The husband, obviously concerned asks her:“Honey, what’s wrong?, is everything okay?” The wife replies: “I am so sorry, it’s not okay. The Gynaecologist told me that I can never have sex again!” The husband slams on the gas and rips out of the parking lot going 100 mph. He then looks over at his wife and says: “I am taking you to the damn dentist for a second opinion”

10. When other members of the waitstaff criticize my work, I can never think of the right comeback.

I just don't how to dish it out.

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